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HPG’s Top 25 of 2009: Websites where you can waste absurd amounts of time
Hello HPG readers old and new, and welcome to the inner reaches of my brain. Welcome to the hive mind!
I’m sure this isn’t news to any of you who read sites like HotPinkGeek regularly, but I spend a good portion of my time ‘researching’ the most ridiculous things on the internet and sharing them with those who will listen (and a few who really won’t).
Over the next few days I’ll be sharing with you my favourite lists of 2009 — websites, crazy people, whoa-worthy videos — everything you’ve come to expect from HotPinkGeek and more!
Without further ado, here’s today’s list: Websites where you can waste absurd amounts of time!
Now, I’ve not spent a lot of time organizing them into rank – in my head or otherwise – so I want you to look at this list as one solid, flowing piece of crap artwork wherein you could randomly choose a link and be whisked away to a magical land of ridiculous/funny/mind-blowing and lose the better portion of your productive work day. I am to distract and amuse!
And… go! (Click here for HPG’s Top 25 of 2009: Websites where you can waste absurd amounts of time)
Clever Hamsters Jazz Band
Boop!
Baby Shower Win!
This is by far the best and most creative baby blanket I have ever seen. I have two kids of my own and I am sitting here pouting a little that I didn’t open this at my baby showers. If I could knit I would start making these for every person I know who is pregnant or could even possibly become pregnant in the possible near future.
Seriously mad props to the mom who made the Cthulu Blankie!
Girl Flu
Attention all pigs! There is an elevated risk of a deadly strain of “girl flu.” If not treated early, girl flu can lead to death, or in extreme cases, cooties. Pigs are urged to avoid prolonged contact with girls, and also avoid activities which may weaken the immune system, such as shopping or watching romantic comedies.

Look what popped up here
Hey guys, can I hop into this one? Send me a copy later.

Melissa Brandts and her husband were exploring Lake Minnewanka in Banff National Park, Canada, when they stopped to take a timed photograph of themselves.





