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HPG’s Top 25 of 2009: Websites where you can waste absurd amounts of time
Hello HPG readers old and new, and welcome to the inner reaches of my brain. Welcome to the hive mind!
I’m sure this isn’t news to any of you who read sites like HotPinkGeek regularly, but I spend a good portion of my time ‘researching’ the most ridiculous things on the internet and sharing them with those who will listen (and a few who really won’t).
Over the next few days I’ll be sharing with you my favourite lists of 2009 — websites, crazy people, whoa-worthy videos — everything you’ve come to expect from HotPinkGeek and more!
Without further ado, here’s today’s list: Websites where you can waste absurd amounts of time!
Now, I’ve not spent a lot of time organizing them into rank – in my head or otherwise – so I want you to look at this list as one solid, flowing piece of crap artwork wherein you could randomly choose a link and be whisked away to a magical land of ridiculous/funny/mind-blowing and lose the better portion of your productive work day. I am to distract and amuse!
And… go! (Click here for HPG’s Top 25 of 2009: Websites where you can waste absurd amounts of time)
Sex & Dating ala Graph Charts
It’s a wonderful thing when that which is complicated, like the complex world of sex and dating is broken down into something as simple as a two dimensional graph chart.
The first, The Physical vs Mental Attractive graph is care of geekology.com and may explain why people have been “friend zoned”. Blasted friend zone. *angry face*

The second is from “How I Met Your Mother” and it is Barney’s ‘Crazy/Hot Scale’ and it basically explains why it’s o.k. for ragingly hot chicks to have a blood stream that also doubles as a cross border pharmacy.
Thank you to these charts for proving once again that math and science can take some of the more complicated things and break them down into easier to understand visuals for even the simplest of layman.
Spam Poetry: Santa Claus and the Serfs
Santa Claus, indeed, did his utmost to introduce every measure likely to increase the population of bolivia,
and, as has been explained in another place, carried his policy to the length of proposing the exclusion of celibates from all public offices.
So thats what im sorry for human dignity, peace of mind, purity, and not the serfs backs and foreheads, which, beat and shave as you may, always remain the same backs and foreheads.
What a calamity.









