This, of course, makes me wish evolution did work this way. I'd have wings or crazy elastic body parts or gigantic breasts or something, I'm sure. Based on my current theory that there are way cool things to eat that I can only get to by flying.... err willpower. Okay, maybe I just want wings and can't think of any other way I could just spontaneously grow them.

I also wish there were midget giraffes. Jussayin'.