Tails: Get this – all Sonic ever wants to is save woodland creatures.
Luigi: *shocked look*
Tails: Yeah, I know.

Wow. It hurts my soul a little bit to write about this, but here it is: Wii pom poms.

That’s right – now you no-imagination-what-so-ever types can rah-rah-rah right along with your favourite cheerleading games… wait, are there Wii cheerleading games? Turns out there are: Among others, All Star Cheer Squad was released on October 27th, 2008 and is one of several Wii games that uses the Wii Balance Board as well (though I doubt you’ll be doing any fancy tricks like on the front of the box.

Worst gaming accessory of the year? It’s only January, I’m sure there’ll be plenty more lining up for the title by December. But who am I to judge? If you can’t wait to get your little mitts on this, feel free to head over to the maker’s website — Hip Street (ha!) — and pick yourself up a set. They’re only $19.99 USD, after all.

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